that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
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