i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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