Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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