So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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