As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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