how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I'd cum for enchiladas.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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