its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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