Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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