I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
please don't ironically join a cult
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