I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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