HIV tests are more positive than that guy
my mouth tastes like poor choices
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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