dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
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