why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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