She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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