"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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