what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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