kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she smelled like a LAN party
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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