he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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