You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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