Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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