and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
BRING THE BAGELS
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