very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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