Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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