That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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