I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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