I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm both gender and math confused
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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