My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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