One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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