I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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