They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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