I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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