Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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