I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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