Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
She even gives head with a lisp.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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