can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
This house was built for laser tag.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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