the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
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