There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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