Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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