I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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