Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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