dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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