LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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