Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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