they need to just BURY HIM!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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