Me. At least after what I've been through.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Found the puke drawer
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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