Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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