If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
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