You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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