would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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