your parents love me but you hate me
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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