yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
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